EPISODE REVIEWS


Heather Graham / Marc Anthony
October 16, 1999


Opener- Al W. Bush Gore

Um...... no not that funny. Well, I have to give it to Heratio Sanz for
bringing some excitment in there. Gotta to admit though, Im still a bit
confused. Why wasnt Will Ferrell Al Gore in this one? I mean, can they find
no other cast member to portray the simplicity that is George w. Bush? I
dont know.......

Monologue- Heather Graham-

Didnt like her in Swingers, didnt like her in Austin Powers, heck I just
dont like her! Maybe I guess you have to factor in the idea that Im a GIRL!
Well if she had some talent along with that over energetic 7 year old mind
of hers, she could be somewhat respectable. But until then, she can keep
wearing that half of a leather tank top of hers and continue to reach such a
huge deomographic. Do I sound bitter? Anyway not to
dwell..................... Tim Meadows= kinda scary, but will Ferrell was
simply amusing. "Thats not a phone!" "But its for you!" he he he he!

Commercial- Litter Critters!-

Ew! that was so funny! When the girl made the whistle out of that s***! oh
hehehe! oh goodness. What will those crazy SNL writers come up with next?!?
PS- I wonder where they get all those kids. Think there all related to Lorne
and the rest of the cast members and writers, or are they young aspiring
actresses and actors? I wonder...

Sketch- Sex crazed couples on an airplane

OH MY !! WELL FIRST OF ALL WHEN YOU SEE CHRIS KATTAN AND CHERI OTERI COME
INTO A SKETCH TOGETHER, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR INSTORE FOR! AND THATS PLENTY OF
LAUGHTER MY FRIEND. WELL, LET ME REFRASE THAT. WHEN YOU SEE CHRIS KATTAN
WALK INTO A SKETCH ALONE, YOU CAN EXPCT THE SAME!! I WANNA SAY, THIS HAS GOT
TO HAVE BEEN THE BEST SEX CRAZED COUPLE SKETCH EVER!!! WILL FERRELL GRABBED
CHRIS AND JUST LIKE, SUCKED HIS FACE!! HOW UNEXPECTED WAS
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIED!! I REALLY REALLY DIED. AND CHRIS WAS CRYING "IVE
BEEN VIOLATED!" OH WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE MAN! AND FLIGHT ATTENDENT
GAYLORD. HAHAHA! THE JOKES KEPT A COMIN!

Sketch- LAdies man-

Not the funniest ladies man weve seen in a long time. Leon Phelp's fro got
bigger! Um, what else. It was pretty funny to see him break down into tears
after that monologue (note: monologue itself preformed by roller girl not
that funny). Yeah, well thats about all that stands out for me from this
one.

Sketch- Hanz & Franz- where are they now?

I for one did not miss these guys. it sounded like this sketch only got one
or two laughs from the crowd. What was the point? Girly man this and Buttox
that, have we not grown out of the humor of these characters? In that famous
words of Cas Van Rye "Come on now! Whats with that? Whats with that!?"

Sketch- VH1 Net Aid coverage-

HERE COMES THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN BECUASE (OFCOURSE) ITS WAS ANOTHER KATTAN
MOMENT. BONO IMPRESSION. CAN WE SAY-DEAD ON? "WE GOT TO, COOK FOR EACHOTA,
COOK FOR EACHOTHA, OHH YAHH" BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES (SORRY IF IM GOING
OVERBOARD WITH THE KATTAN PRAISE BUT I LOVE HIM, I REALLY DO) BUSTA RHYMES-
VERY IMPRESSIVE TRACY MORGAN! DAVID BOWEY- LETS FACE IT, JIMMY FALLON CAN DO
IT ALL FOLKS! JEWEL- IM NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE.........OK I AM. HORRIBLE!!!
IF YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT HEATHER GRAHAM PULLED THAT ONE OFF, YOUVE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMMING! AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY "OH WELL SHE WAS THE HOST,
SHE DOESNT SPECIALIZE IN COMEDY, GIVE HER A BREAK!" WEL IM NOT GIVIN HER A
BREAK MISTER!
ANYWAY, ANA GASTYER WAS GOOD, AND CHRIS PARNELL, DULL AS DUL ALWAYS.

Weekend update /w/ Colin Quinn

more points for Colin! His first two of the season have been almost
flawless! And boy, can he freak out children! It looked to me like he was
having some real fun attacking that 7 year old child. Real fun indeed. The
spanish Comedy hour was HILARIOUS! Little had I known that Colin was fluent
in Spanish.

Musical Guest- MArc Anthony

Where did they find this guy? Ive never heard of him. His lyrics on the
other hand, I have heard of indeed. Its called reading the inside of
Hallmark cards. Oh! I was getting sick just listening

Sketch- Dog Show!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS SKETCH! Its so wierd its hilarious. Mr. Rocky Balbowa always
looks on the verge of having a poodle heart attack, but I think Mr.
Bojangles has really eased into the pressures of spotlight. That freak of
nature dog is really going somewhere. I still love David LArry even though
"maybe he does like men, and maybe he..does!" No, seriously I think that
blond wig on Will Ferrell is very becoming. Molly, Shannon, scary but
hilarious as alway, and Heather graham, what kind of accent was that
supposed to be?

Sketch- Blair With Project spoof foundation-

Little African boy funny. Tent scene funny. Sketch not funny. Thats all

Musical guestblablabla

who care already! Ive made my point

 

Sketch- Post thresome discussion

Ok, by now Im asleep. Sorry I have no rating for this one.


Episode Review written by Phyllis Wachsberger


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