EPISODE REVIEWS


Cameron Diaz / Smashing Pumpkins
September 26, 1998


Opening: Oprah 2002.

Nice touch. It was funny how no one was mad at each other.

GRADE: B+

 

Monologue: Diaz acts tough.

To me, this was just plain stupid. That fan was funnier than her.

GRADE: C-

 

Commercial: Mastercard on Clinton scandal

LOL! I liked it in every way! That shoulda been a real commercial

GRADE: A-

 

The View: Dare Debbie

Diaz did a funny Debbie. "Roger Maris wouldn't even show up! WHO would be THAT bitter???" lol! I also liked the racoon part.

GRADE: B+

 

Commercial: Oops! I Crapped My Pants!

Pretty funny, but the part at the end where they walk away with the bulgy diapers was kinda sick.

GRADE: B

 

The Ladies Man: Reenacting the Starr Report.

Why couldn't they show Diaz in a thong??? I mean, the FULL rump? Oh well.....i liked the title for each segment.

GRADE: B

 

Commercial: The Best Of The First 20 Minutes Of SNL

Who would blow 20 bucks on that? Eh, average commercial

GRADE: C+

 

Hollywood Squares: The Set collapses!

Jimmy Fallon did a good impression of Gilbert Gottfried. "My intestines are sticking out and that's not good!" As well as Oteri's Fran Drescher: "My rib pierced my lung!"

GRADE: C+

 

Cartoon: Fun With Real Audio,Presidential Address Outtakes

I have nothing to say about this except....oh, dear lord.

GRADE: A-

 

Weekend Update

Funny until Lou came along. Colin had the audience eating out of his hand.

GRADE: B

 

Smashing Pumpkins perform "Perfect"

Decent song, I like the Pumpkins.

GRADE: A-

 

Roxbury Guys: The Festrunks Get the Girl!

It kicked ass seeing Yortuk (Dan) and Jorge (Steve) get Diaz. The Butabi's musta been pissed....great sketch!

GRADE: A

 

The Witches Elixir Smell Like...

Uh....what?

GRADE: D+

 

All 3 Gap Commericals (Counting as One)

Pretty good....Starr shops at the gap? Gimme a break!

GRADE: B+

 

The Jingleheimer Junction

THE SKETCH OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, you are one uckfed up person!

GRADE: A+

 

The Spice Girls about pregnancy

Eh.....it was alright

GRADE: C

 

Maakies: The Crow blows his brains out.

Just no point

GRADE: C

 

OVERALL: 7 Commercials, 2 Cartoons, Returning Festrunks, Cameron Diaz, Smashing Pumpkins, and a really uckfing hysterical Jingleheimer Junction. Not bad for a season opener

OVERALL GRADE: B


Episode Review written by Jay


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