October 11, 2003
With saturdaynightlive.tv now
kaput I figured this would be a good chance to mention the three
sites where I post my reviews. This way if the site where you
regularly read my review is down or not updated- you can still
read my opinions on SNL.
My reviews are posted at: www.voy.com/16069/,
forums.thesmartmarks.com (in the movie and TV folder) and saturday-night-live.com
I saw Kill Bill Friday at midnight
and it is the best movie I've seen in a long time and I plan
on seeing it again this week. Everyone (except for the squeamish)
should check out Quentin's latest masterpiece.
Leafs: It's bad when they lose.
It's pretty bad when they lose on HNIC. It's really bad when
they lose at home. It's awful when they lose the home opener.
And it's just ridiculous when the team they lose to is the freaking
Habs and get shut out. Just a horrific debut for the boys in
blue and white. Luckily they have 81 games to turn it around.
The 2003 Stanley Cup Champion
New Jersey Devils: Well they tied the Bruins which is pretty
sad- but at least they rebounded with a win tonight.
Vancouver Canucks: Okay- so beating
up on Alberta isn't really that much of an accomplishment but
they're off to a great start. Good to see Bertuzzi already lighting
the lamp and the fact that all the lines are producing makes
me happy. Bringing in Moose was a great move by Burke as it gives
Cloutier some motivation to not choke like the Oakland A's.
New Orleans Saints: At least
they're giving football analysts a chance to make the 'Hey Saints-
it's not December' jokes. But just play for a draft pick guys.
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My site contains jokes about
Maya Rudolph. I don't think it's a good fit.
Chad Ruffner writes-
Since you started
watching SNL regularly, who do you think has given The
Best Musical Performance? Who was The Worst?
*BTW* Did you catch Raw
on Monday? If so,
what did you think?*
Best: U2 "Elevation".
Bono running around on stage and causing havoc was awesome. Paul
Simon "Hurricane Eyes" also rocked the Kasbah.
Worst: Bubba Sparxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS: I did happen to catch RAW
and it's so sad that this company has absolutely no long term
planning. It just doesn't seem like anything on the show was
meant to build to something that will make them money in the
future. Kudos to Vince for doing an angle where a top heel in
the company almost gets killed by a non-wrestler and then the
storyline is forgotten at the end of the show. And Vince: Either
bury Mark Henry or push him. I don't understand why Vince will
bury Mark Henry for the longest time and then without no warning-
will give him another push. 2006 can't come soon enough.
Hi - just came across your email
and NY address on the SNL website and hope you might be able
to help me with something. I've been trying to find a 1995 SNL
tape hosted by David Allen Grier, and a 1998 tape hosted by David
Spade...Do you happen to keep old vhs archives on this stuff,
or do you know anyone who does?
Thanks for any assistance!!
For the 10,223,392nd time I do
NOT tape SNL nor do I have any tapes in my collection. If you
do tape SNL- email me and I will plug you.
Wanna be in the mailbag?????
Email me at email@example.com
Cast- Darrell Hammond, Jeff Richards, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson
Thoughts- SNL went back to something Darrell is good at, as Hardball
is a tried and true success. I love how they mix up Hardball
instead of the same old correspondents. It's good to see that
Hardball can live on without Paul Begalia and Al Sharpton. Jeff
is really good at impressions and this was no exception even
though I had no idea who he was portraying. Good to see SNL finally
rip on Ann Coulter- and Amy was the perfect person for the impression.
Yes- even though I bleed the donkey (or is that the elephant)
I do indeed hate Ann Coulter. Kenan's Gary Coleman wasn't as
good as is Bill Cosby but I do approve of them giving the new
guys exposure. He just needs to stop almost cracking up everytime
he is given TV time or else I will forgot he starred in Good
Burger and begin to hate him incessantly. All in all this was
the usual excellent Hardball. It was headed towards the 5* but
it sadly just died off towards the end. The ending doesn't take
away from an awesome skit though. ****1/2
Cast- Justin Timberlake, some writer guy
Thoughts- For the record- SNL tickets are not numbered. You just
sit wherever the pages tell you to sit. Aside from playing 'Is
that Aykroyd?' this skit had nothing going for it once we got
the joke. Since Justin got formally introduced- we'll segue from
this bad monologue to *1/2
Thoughts- I got some heat for saying I liked Justin last week-
and guess what- I do. His songs are fun and energetic and in
the end that's all I ask for when listening to music. Good stuff
Punk'd: Barely Legal
Cast: Timberlake, Chris Parnell, Richards, Horatio Sanz, Maya
Rudolph, Thompson, Finesse Mitchell
Thoughts- In May I remarked how I had not heard of Punk'd and
thus had no idea why people cared about Ashton Kutcher. I finally
did get to see the show and while I found it humorous- I still
don't see the big deal with it or why is it groundbreakingly
hilarious. That said- this skit was hilarious but nothing groundbreaking.
Justin's Ashton impression was not very accurate but it was very
funny. Chris Parnell did what he does best which is play the
straight man and making everything else funny. The pranks (or
punks I guess) were really funny. I wish this skit had gone a
bit longer and more of the cast would've gotten to show off their
impressions but what we saw was good enough. ***3/4
Schwarzenegger News Conference
Thoughts- Watching Darrell doing Arnold again is more painful
then watching Arnold in Junior. I don't get why we had to see
this again. Darrell's Arnold was not warmly received so I'm just
puzzled that SNL would do this again. What I would've done is
let Forte run wild with Tim Calhoun. It's a lot funnier and gives
exposure to a guy they just made a castmember. Last week Darrell
got to coast on the fact that he was given some funny material
to work with. This week Darrell tried to coast on the same material
that he had last week but of course- it just wasn't as funny.
He also didn't improve on his impression at all so what we were
left with was someone doing the same material two weeks in a
row using the same unfunny and inaccurate impression. Darrell
got off my bad list by having a comeback 2002-2003 season but
he should've left while he was on top. If we're stuck with impressions
like this- Darrell is going to wear thin with me like he did
in 2001. *
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
Cast- Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon
Thoughts- Thankfully with Justin playing Jessica- we didn't have
a situation like Mena Suvari in 2001. For those who don't remember:
In 2001 they did a Rap Street skit (I miss you Dean!) and Mena
Suvari played Aaron Carter. The problem was that she looked TOO
much like a 12 year old boy and the thought of watching her nude
scene in American Beauty was not as pleasing. But I am pleased
to announce that Jessica Simpson does not in fact look like Justin
Timberlake wearing a blonde wig. I haven't seen Newlyweds yet
but I have seen clips and I have to wonder why no one in Simpson's
camp knew she was a complete dolt. It's amazing that given Simpson's
stupidity that Lachey couldn't convince her to have one go-around
before they got married so he could get out before he got in
too deep. Even though I don't like Jimmy he was great here as
Nick Lachey and Justin was really funny as Jessica Simpson. Excellent
stuff all around here. He hasn't gotten much airtime this season
but Jimmy has so far been solid and focused and has not looked
like he was about to go back to his Jeff Gordon ways. If he can
become the Jimmy he used to be- I will be extremely pleased.
Benny's v. Omletteville
Cast- Timberlake, Parnell
Thoughts- A bit on the short side and it seemed to just exist
so Justin could dance to 'I'm a Slave 4 U'. With what little
material they were given they turned into a fine performance.
Parnell, like in the Punk'd skit, played the straight man to
perfection and made it a perfect balance between Justin getting
funky like a monkey and Parnell being exacerbated with Justin's
antics. Solid skit here but given more time and focus it could've
been a lot better. **1/2
Gary Busey for Direct TV
Thoughts- I'm glad SNL spoofed these ads since I really don't
get the point. Explain to me why Laurnece Fishbourne, Danny DeVito
and John Goodman reading letters from customers is supposed to
make me switch from Dish Network. (Not that I have Dish) Richards'
Busey always brings the funny even though this skit was way too
short. It's good to see their giving Richards' impressions some
exposure. He is just great at them and Darrell has to leave eventually
and it looks like Richards' will take over SNL's prime impressionist.
I'm not complaining about that at all as I am coming around and
starting to really like Jeff. Just hope he never does Drunk Girl
Cast-Timberlake, Fallon, Rachel Dratch, Parnell, Seth Meyers,
Thoughts- Bahston Teens has been really slipping in quality recently
but with the Boston Red Sox in the playoffs you know they had
to bring it back. I found it funny that Seth was just a bit player
in this skit (and the whole episode) when his Boston Red Sox
are the closest to Reversing the Curse since 1999. I also have
to give credit to the writers for being able to add the incident
involving Don Zimmer into the skit. Why was Jimmy going crazy
for Nomah? He's in a big slump and has added nothing to the playoffs.
You would think Sully would come around and root for someone
who has actually produced for Boston. Even though this wasn't
as good as the first few Bahston Teens were, I was glad they've
improved upon on the suckfests they had been putting out. Seth
wasn't given much to do so I can't really sing his praises. Jimmy
and Rachel were their usual funny stuff and this was a good edition
of the Bahston Teens. ***1/4
Thoughts- I was hoping SNL would change the train sign every
week so I could make it a running gag or something. I mean staring
at a train line that goes through Connecticut is just flat out
boring and uninteresting- especially when they book really crappy
musical guests. That being said- Justin Timberlake was not crappy.
I found the live versions of his songs to be better then the
versions I hear on MuchMusic and even though he is trying to
clone like Michael Jackson circa 1982- he's doing a damn good
job of it. The energetic beats make his songs a blast to listen
Cast- Fey, Fallon
Thoughts- Wow- so WU was about 10 seconds long. My theories:
1) Lorne realised how painful
Tina's rant was and figured: Ah screw it- not even Maya Rudolph
doing Second Time Around can save this.
2) The censor can speak Dutch
and figured out what in the heck Tina and Jimmy were saying.
3) They realise that it takes
forever to download the Weekend Updates off fallonfey.com (especially
when you have a slow modem like me) and wanted to make it easier
It should be noted that Tina
Fey is being paid $100,000 per every Update which means that
tonight she was paid $20,000 a minute. So think about it folks:
Tina's rant paid her a cool 20 grand.
I'll stop giving Tina guff for
her horrible rant as everything else was hilarious and this was
looking to be a really good Update until it was abruptly cut
short. The Dutch bit was cute but on went on way too long. (Yes
I know WU was 5 minutes long) A sub-par WU for FF that hopefully
was an issue of time or nothing making news. ***1/4
Cast- Timberlake, Poehler, Sanz, Fred Armisen
Thoughts- Even though I didn't find this skit to be very funny
I gotta give it up for Amy managing to maintain Shannon's British
accent and energy the whole skit. That's talent. Fred's Quentin
Tarantino didn't impress me at all since he did the same Quentin
that every person can do even though no one will ever tough the
greatness that was Norm's Quentin. Justin's Bolton was just an
excuse for him to sing again and Sanz's Ozzy did nothing. I enjoyed
the energy and Amy even though creatively this skit was weak.
Kermit and Justin
Cast- Kermit the Frog, Timberlake, Will Forte
Thoughts- Why is Will Forte getting his ass kicked so god damned
funny? In the Salma Hayek show him getting his ass kicked in
a box was hilarious. And now Justin beating the heck out of him
was hilarious. It took them a bit too long to set up the joke
(and Kermit's P. Diddy thing just died) but once it got funny
it never looked back and I was crying laughter watching Will
use Kermit for an apology and other stuff. A great performance
by Will who once again used his annoying and odd voice to his
advantage. I will give credit for this skit shocking me out
of nowhere. For a while I thought it was just going to be Justin
singing with Kermit (even though it was blatantly obvious that
it wasn't the real Kermit) but once Will got involved: It was
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall good. ****
Cast- Carl Weathers
Thoughts- APPOLLO CREED!!!! ON SNL!!!!! How can you do a skit
featuring Carl Weathers and not mention any of the Rocky movies?
It's abhorrent. They tried here but this just didn't work and
was really bad. Weathers isn't that funny and had no funny lins
to work with. _*
Girls swoon over Justin
Cast- Timberlake, Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Dratch
Thoughts- This skit was crap but I do have to thank the Lord
(or the Lorne) that this was Maya's only other skit of the night
and she really didn't do anything in it. So mark this down folks:
In an episode of Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph did NOT piss
me off in the slightest. Skit was blah due to the crappy premise
and there's nothing more I have to add. *
Cast- Hey- I like when SNL gives musicians I like 3 performances
in one show. Cry Me a River is a song I never really got into
because the beat of the song just didn't make the song interesting
even though it did have a good video. The live version of this
song is worlds better and just had a lot more energy then the
seemingly comatose album version. This was a lot of fun to listen
to and it even stopped me from mocking Justin's incredibly gay
hat. A big improvement over John 'zzzzzzzzzzzzz' Mayer. ***1/2
Cast- Timberlake, Fallon, Sanz, Dratch, Richards
Thoughts- Jeff does a great Al Franken and I really would like
to see him get a Weekend Update commentary to showcase his skills
even more. I find it interesting that SNL had impressions of
Ann Coulter and Al Franken- two people who polar opposites when
it comes to politics. Just something that makes me laugh. This
was the last skit of the night so I think they were just trying
to have fun and be zany and while all they accomplished was dead
air- I do appreciate the effort. I will give credit where credit
is due: Kudos to Jimmy and Horatio for being in a skit together
and not cracking up at all. Good work and keep it up. DUD
The Bottom Line- The avg. skit
was **.6 making it a thumbs up show. While this may seem quite
low considering I raved about a lot of skits- there was a fair
amount of crap on this show that dragged it down a lot. The crap
was kept short for the most part and there three ****+ skits
and a bunch of consistent funny stuff throughout the show. Justin's
three performances also helped a great deal. A show I was really
pleased with and a good performance was turned in by all.