Al Sharpton / Pink
December 6, 2003
hi everyone. this is my first
review, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Kristina and I
am 16. I have been interested in snl since the 25th anniversary.
(even though i only watched it to see NSYNC, but give me a break,
i was 12.) Then I realized it was really funny. When i was younger,
i loved Wayne's World when it came out, even though i had no
idea what snl was.
Ok before I start my review on Al Sharpton i just have some
words to say about the prevoius shows, but it wont be long:
Jack Black : good
Justin Timberlake: good
Halle berry: terrible
Kelly Ripa: terrible
Andy Roddick: terrible (sports people really suck! except for
the one with Derek Jeter)
Alec Baldwin: ehh, alright
COLD OPENING: i missed this since i came home late and my sister
did not tape that, but she said it wasnt Hardball. Why didn't
they play Hardball? Grr, ok.
MONOLOGUE: Tracey comes out as Al and they both start singing
James Brown "I Feel Good". This was pretty good. 8/10
MOM JEANS: Another repeat commercial, but i like this one. My
mom said she is getting rid of her pants that looked like
Mom Jeans. I hope they make new commercials. 9/10
MICHAEL JACKSON IN A ROLLERCOASTER: Ahh, MJ is so easy to abuse.
I like Dratch as Liz Taylor. 7/10
Quote:"Did you buy the boy my perfume White Diamond?"
BRIAN FELLOW'S SAFARI PLANET: I love this! Sharpton is Brian's
brother, Ryan, who loves clubbing and the ladies. A seal
and a bat come to visit. Ryan suggests a snowman come to visit
the show, but Brian says it's not an animal, but a man. 9/10
Quotes: "i here those seals go clubbin' with Eskimo."
"Are you telling me that seal is Mormon?"
"Does that bat know where Bin Laden is?"
"NO! i don't want to see your balls!"
ELIJAH WOOD/JET: Wood is a good actor, and Jet is pretty cool
so i'm looking foward to it!
THREE WISE MEN: The three wise men (Kenan,Al,Tracey) get pulled
over by a cop (Jimmy). Jeff is an angel, Jimmy asked him if he
has anything on him, he doesn't want to say but says "angeldust".
This was good. 8/10
Quote: "If you see these 3 wise men, call VVV- XIXI"
PINK PERFORMANCE: I won't rate performances unless if I like
the musical guest.
Weekend Update:This has been good since the season started. Jimmy's
Nick and Jessica joke was good. Tina's Linda Tripp joke was good.
Jimmy's Paris Hilton interview was great. I liked Jimmy and Tina
yelling at cities refusing to air tinight's show! Suck it Des
Quotes: "Is it hard to get in the Paris Hilton? I may have
to go in the Back entrance.Is it roomy?"
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE: This was nothing special. i just love
Maya because she can play black, white, jewish, hispanic,and
AL SHARPTON'S CASA DI SUSHI: Horatio did a good Harvey Fierstein
impression, but this wasnt as funny as Derek Jeter's Taco Hole
or the thing with Stevie Nicks. The politicians fighting saved
the skit. 7/10
Quote: You're like David Spade in a comedy."
THE LATOYA JACKSON SHOW: Maya did a good Latoya, and I liked
Kenan's Chaka Khan because she can't breathe. 6/10
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: This isn't my favorite character, I'd
prefer Ruth Weinstock or Gabe Fisher. Making fun of my Clay!
He is not an albino transvestite! 6/10
Quote: "All Ruben did was blow farts!"
CRYOGENIX: I did not find this funny. 4/10
THE GHOST OF JOHNNY CASH: Hammond did a good impression, but
why make fun of all the dead guys? 8/10
Overall, this episode was very good, I'd say the best of the