Ripa / Outkast
November 1, 2003
Come on Darrell. Maybe it's
time to hang it up. Hopefully you saved your money!
Kelly Ripa is the greatest.
Unfortunately, SNL isn't anymore, and she'll probably leave wondering
why she even agreed to be on the show. The audience thing returned,
and that'll make up for everything.
Very funny, since she's basically
serious in her TV commercials anyway
Regis and Kelly
No surprise that Chris Kattan
would surface. It just doesn't seem right without him.
Ripa does a mean Renee. Who
cares if the whole thing sucked in everyone's mind; it's the
squinting that counted here!
Outkast was great. I actually
enjoy their music, which is why they'll go down as being the
stars of the night.
The new intros and the P Diddy
thing were great. The CA fire joke was so and so, but everything
else sucked, thanks to Horatio.
Crap. Nuff said.
Leilani Burke: Pet Psychic
It was boring, probably because
the show was. Nice idea though!
Ditto from what I said before.
Jimmy's Pat O'Brien impression
was about the only thing good here. Other than that, not much
here to rant about that was good.
Adopt a Pet
Well, at least they helped me
remember that Parnell was actually still on the show.
Overall score: F
I was going to give it a D since
it wasn't a long show with a lot of stuff, but I figured that
would be way too lenient. With only 12 things, there's no excuse
why they should have done bad tonight.