Barrymore / Kelis
February 14, 2004
THOUGHTS- I love Drew Barrymore & have ever since
she was in ET. Kelis I don't know too much about except she thinks
her milkshake is better than yours.
GORE/KERRY COLD OPEN- Did I miss something
or did Gore really support Kerry & I didn't know it? I didn't
find this funny. F
DREW & FRIENDS MONOLOGUE- YAY. ET came
back to help Drew out. I didn't see a point to CP30, lady from
Poltergeist or Darth Vader being there. If she really wanted
to have some friends support she should of had Adam Sandler &
Rob Schneider cameo. They were there. Since ET was there I will
give this sketch a D
VERSACE-VALENTINES DAY- This wasn't as funny
as the Christmas one. I loved Horatio's Elton John & Drew
as Courtney Love. Notice her guy models were wearing shoes this
JARRETS ROOM- Its about time we see a Jarrets
Room. I thought it was funny when Seth did Outkast. Seth looks
good without a shirt. Missed Jeff Richards. C
CHARLIZE THERON- I wont be surprised if
they show this sketch on Access Hollywood since Pat O'Brien thinks
he's God. Drew did a good Charlize. I hope Charlize hosts in
OCTANE- commercial. This was cut last week.
I thought it was funny seeing those motorcycles as little toys.
Otherwise I didn't like this sketch. D
KELIS "MILKSHAKE"- I love
the beat to this song. I don't care if her milkshake is better
than mine. If you didn't get the song by now, she's telling people
its OK to have sex at a young age. Because of the good rhythm
& beat this song gets a B
WU WITH FALLON/FEY- Will Forte was cut talking
about Black History Month. Seth Meyers & Amy Poehler were
cut. WU was a little on the short side. Maya Rudolph doing Diana
Ross was great. I loved how they had Finesse walking back &
forth with a mean look on his face. C
YOUNG GUNS- This was cute. Will does an
OK Bush. He does it better than Darrell. I didn't like how they
had Hillary dating Kerry instead of Clinton. C
LARRY KING LIVE- I hate to admit this but
Norm MacDonald did a better Larry King. Drew did a good Anna
Nicole Smith. They could have made her to sound really dumb.
SPY GLASS- The jokes were great here. In
dress they had Drew on a moped three times saying different things.
Not Pat O'Brien again. Too obsessed with his mustache & being
INVISIBLE MIC- This too was cut last week.
Should have been cut this week too. Not funny. Scott Wainio is
a writer for SNL. F
CRIME FIGHTERS- I thought this was really
good. Jimmy & Drew did a good White Stripes. Drew did a dead
on impression of Meg on drums. A
KELIS "TRICK ME"- I didn't
like this song. No beat to it. F
PRINCE SHOW- WOW. Fred looked sexy here.
He does a good Prince. Fred should do Prince more often. Maya
didn't do a bad Beyonce either. Drew did a good Pink. Kenan Thompson
looks good with his hair that way. A
AFTER SHOW THOUGHTS- Drew did a good job.
Kelis was alright. We could of used some cameos by Adam Sandler
& Rob Schneider. I give this show a C-