Aniston / Black Eyed Peas
January 10, 2004
Hey everyone, this is my third
consecutive review... but I'll bet none of you knew that for
two reasons. One- Ive used a different name each time (my bad),
but more important, Sean hasnt updated his site... but in either
case, lets look at the season standings (although I only reviewed
two shows, I went back and tallied a score for all of the ones
I didnt review)
Andy Roddick- 37 (because they had a lot mroe skits than usual)
Alec Baldwin- 36
Al Sharpton- 35
Jack Black- 34
Elijah Wood- 34
Justin Timberlake- 33
Halle Berry- 32
Kelly Ripa- 23 (this show did blow this badly)
Anyways.. its come to my attention that the two shows this season
with female hosts have both sucked majorly. Could tonight be
three for three? lets find out...
Ratings... 5_couldnt be better, 4_great, 3_not bad, 2_kinda boring,
Cold Opening- This featured two
very accurate impressions, but it wasn't very funny. So I cant
give this higher than a 2. Rating_2
Monologue- I love it when stars
make fun of their self or the shows theyre on. So this gets some
bonus points. Rating_3
Annoying photographers- sorry,
couldnt think of a better title for this one. Anyways, for the
second time tonight Aniston makes fun of herself, so that gives
this a bonus point. rating_2
Next week- NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
not looking forward to this at all!!!
Britney Spears' marriage- This
was probably one of the better skits of the night. Jennifers
Britney impression wasnt even close to beign accurate, but I
noticed something strange. The guys name that Britney married
is Jason Alexander (like George from Seinfeld) and in this skit,
she dumps him cuz he burped (supposedly)... on the show Seinfeld,
they always get dumped for really retarded reasons... so this
was llike.. nevermind im rambling. Rating_4
Gaystrogen- what is this, the
3rd? 4th? time theyve used this so far this season. come on guys,
this is ridiculous. Rating_1
Politicians- Kind of funny, but
most of the impressions were very accurate so this gets a rating_3
Musical Guest- my god, I HATE
rap music... o look next week we have G-unit... SNLs already
had Outkast and Missy Elliot... come on SNL get some better music
on the show! no more CRAP err I mean rap.
Weekend Update- Very very funny.
Al Frankens always good for a laugh... hey I noticed something..so
far, every single show this season has featured a cameo, except
for Halle Berry... which is cool cuz cameos rule... the full
moon joke was really good.. actually all of update was good.
Osama and Saddam- I know mosto
f you dont like it when Jimmy and Horatio do skits together...
but these are just hysterical... poking some well deserved fun
at those two freaks, it doesnt get much better than this. Rating_4
(i was tempted to give a 5 for once...)
Country roses- pretty lame. rating_2
TVN- this was the worst thing
on SNL since t he most recent Versace skit... for those of you
who actually read my reviews, you'll know I despise all of Maya's
characters and would be ecstatic if she left the show... rating_1
Appalachian ER- When SNL does
redneck humour... it succeeds. If anyones seen the movie Blue
Collar Comedy Tour, you know that rednecks are the funniest people
on the planet. Rating_4
Sex chat- Will Forte, my favorite
SNLer this season, once again plays a creepy role very successfully...
this was actually a really good skit considering it was the last
of the night. Rating_3.
Grand total- 31... that puts
it second to last... so yeh, the chicks are three for three at
sucking when hosting... maybe Jessica Simpson can break that
next week. Until then, take care evryone.