McCormack / Jay-Z
November 2, 2002
"You better loose
yourself in the music, the moment you want it, you better never
let it goyou only get one shot, do not miss your chance and blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime" I love that song!!
Sketch: Rudolph Guliani and Friends
My thoughts: Yah! Will Forte!
Kick ass: "who served his state as a woman, then
a man, and then a woman again. What?!?"
Lame ass: Drug out waaaaaaaaaaay too long
Sketch: Monologue "I'm not gay!"
My thoughts: Eric McCormick just had a baby boy, Finnegan
McCormick; does this mean that child has to open a pub?? J
Kick ass: "I'm no gay ether. Um, do you wanna go
Lame ass: The S&M guy who didn't get to ask a question
Sketch: The Bachelor
My thoughts: I watch the Bachelor! I love it! The real
Aaron is such a total ass!
Kick ass: "I can't wait to go home and out on my
bikini and high heels and wash my car."
Lame ass: "At least I have two self-respects!"
Sketch: Over-Aggressive Party Gamer
My thoughts: Sighting of Will Forte
Kick ass: "I almost didn't get it! I almost didn't
Lame ass: Rachel-shaped wall figure!
Sketch: Political Commercials: Talorico vs. Frankel
My thoughts: I hate theses, they do them ever year. From
now on, I am disregarding them!
Kick ass: "Tell him to stop asking voters to call
Ellen Frankel to tell her to stop talking about his record."
Lame ass: Everything but the aforementioned quote
Sketch: American Morning
My thoughts: AHH! TINA IN A REGULAR SKETCH!
Kick ass: "I gotta ask you, what do you think of
Lame ass: "You crazy guys down there in nightly news
are the ones to watch."
Sketch: Weekend Update
My thoughts: The highlight of the show, even in a short
Kick ass: "In happier news, Christina Aguleria's
filthy hot dog stand is going strong."
JIMMY DANCED! SO SO SO SO SO SO HOT!!
Lame ass: Gene Shalit (Gene, I hate you!!! Your only good
line was "Back to you Jimmy")
Sketch: Bullhorn in Court
My thoughts: Eric doesn't say a word the whole time
Kick ass: "Bmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
Lame ass: "Mr. Marshall you have a second bullhorn,
don't you?" I LOVE WILL FORTE!
Sketch: Z 105 Mix Morning Crew
My thoughts: Jimmy's voices are amazing; I wish I could
Kick ass: "I didn't poop my pants?"
Lame ass: "Moonachie buffet"
Sketch: Commercial John Hancock Life Insurance
My thoughts: The camera angle and lighting stuff make
it look like a real life insurance commercial
Kick ass: Frightening Your Family Since 1862
Lame ass: "The average price for sex in the Waffle
House parking lot is $10"
Sketch: Jackass The Musical
My thoughts: "I adore Jackass." David
Bowie (I swear to God)
Kick ass: "I'm a party boy and I like to dance, just
get me out of these break away pants."
Lame ass: "Staple your nuts to our legs today"
Sketch: Hard Knocks Bar
My thoughts: My brother watched it about 5 times after
I was done writing my review. He loves Tracy Morgan.
Kick ass: "Ya left some serious streaks in
Lame ass: "This white bitch, some may know her as
Jennifer Love Hewitt." I like her!
Farwell! Bella Cairo!