John McCain / The White Stripes
October 19, 2002
Ahh another Saturday.
Got back from the Montreal/Toronto hockey game where
it ended in a tie 2-2. And Toronto fans have proven to be classless
where beer spilled into the back of my pants (don't ask.)
I'm Canadian, so no idea who John McCain is. As for the
White Stripes, all I know of them is that they have that Lego
No idea what to expect on both fronts.
berets, who's gonna go against that?!" (Iraqi election)
a good cold reading. Looks like Horatio has a impression he can
Lines: "So this is a real camel derby!"; "Thanks
you to the guys in
Starship...what at great campaign song!"
shirts? Always mean a Latino wearing one): NOO!! Not
Fericito! (Though he's good with the drums.) Nothing special,
like McCain is game for anything which is always a good sign.
Line: "I'm just kidding!"
to Shaq's CD for subliminal terrorist missions (Hardball) :
NOW the show is back on track. Damn funny and Belafonte lives!
Lines o plenty:
"'Osama Bin Laden is an Uncle Tom!' 'Good God, I can't even
figure out who's that offensive to'"; (concerning Kazaam,
"Some type of terrorist training video"; "Poodles
are the black man of the
dog world"; "Pickachu is a slave master"; (singing
to the tune of Mr Tally
Man) "Belafonte is a crazy mofo!"
On 11/2 Eric
McCormack (About time!) and Jay-Z (H to the izzo, V to the
izzay, WTF is he saying?!)
"Based on a true story...well, maybe the name but that's
(Lifetime movie): Woman gets scared when her husband invades
space and decides to fight the system about it. She loses. What
shock..of boredom! And we were doing so well C+
am I! Teaching at a school?!" (Wake Up Wakefield) McCain
the groovy visual arts teacher. He's gonna get heckled by his
once he gets back to work. Not bad, but was never big on the
begin with B-
a student who drank tempra paint) "I need some Vitamin B,
some orange juice and some Allman brothers records"
has denied me of TV Funhouse (if it was Gary and Ace,
someone is going to get a nasty email)
this up, I had the channel changed so I come back and turns out
I missed most of Meet The Press sketch. Can't rate it, but seemed
audience loved it.
Not into the
White Stripes, so I skip them.
WU: Getting better
each week. Loved Tina's comment at the beginning about
Iraq and North Korea. Don't get the Tim Calhoun bit but people
liked it B+.
Bombardier's Jet Train) "The dangers of flying with the
safety record of trains." (On Pam and Kid Rock's wedding)
"The couple are
registered at the Center for Disease Control"
you know what to do now...here's the duct tape to help you out
(McCain sings Streisand!): About time SNL addressed this, and
in damn good
style. A (Would have been A+, but I just can't take ANY of Babs'
had Barbra trying to do my job. So I've decided to try to do
HER job"; "Do I know how to sing? About as well as
her trying to govern
Handy): As I said, Bo-ring! D-
"In my spare
time, I actually listen to the soft sweet sounds of the Corrs,
cuz I'm a sensitive bloke" (Top of the Mornin'): Uh...huh.
Not sure what
happened other than Jimmy potentially hurting himself. B-/C+
my latest book 'Too Cold to Die: An Irish Christmas Fairy
Looks like the
White Stripes were told to cut their song short cuz it barely
lasted 2 minutes. Not a bad song though. B
Well, the show is back on track. Guess they're gonna give
Parnell a few more weeks to fine tune his Bush impression in
November. Sen. McCain, bet your constituents are damn proud of
He did a very admirable job and I would like to see him back
to host again.
We're on break
next week so we'll see each other in 2 weeks. Happy