Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne
January 11, 2003

By Jamie Klein

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TRIBUTE-I would like to pay tribute to one of the singers of one of the best Disco groups around. Maurice Gibb of The Bee Gees died at the age of 53 from complications of surgery. He was the twin brother of Robin Gibb and younger brother of Barry Gibb. He was also the brother of Andy Gibb who died of a drug overdose at an early age. May you Rest In Peace Maurice. You will not be forgotten.

PRE-SHOW THOUGHTS-I know who Jeff Gordon is & I like Avril Lavigne. Should be a good show.

KIM JONG IL ADDRESS-I thought this dragged on too long. I also don't like it when someone is moving their mouth & another person is talking at the same time. F

NASCAR MONOLOUGE-This was really good. I liked it probably because Chris Parnell & Rachel Dratch were up near us. NO we weren't on TV. We were too far over. A

JOE HETERO-I haven't seen Joe Millionaire yet & I wont because its about a guy lying to get a woman. I didnt care for this sketch. F

SAFARI PLANET-Tracy Morgan has a website at <> I didn't want to see Tracy making out with a snake. I thought it was funny when he was talking about the sheep. C

DIANA ROSS:DUI-I loved this sketch. Maya does a good Diana Ross. I didn't know Diana wore a wig. A

JOE CAUCASIAN-Tracy looked like he got his face smashed in & dipped in chalk. F

CAREER DAY-I thought it was cute how the children were excited about the fighter pilot instead of the carpet installer. Hey, I would be too. C

STAR DATES-Jeff really did look like Gary Busey. Im like Rachel when it comes to Gary Busey & Nick Nolte. I get them confused too. However, I didn't think it was funny. F

JOE NOT A RAPIST-If there was really a show like this I would feel sorry for the women. I wouldn't want to join in this one. YIKES. F

AVRIL LAVIGNE-"Im With You"-I thought this was a pretty song. Im glad they finally got a MG I like. A

WU WITH FALLON/FEY-This was an OK WU. My favorite Joke: Alison Eastwood, the daughter of Clint Eastwood is on the cover of Playboy. She is Dirty Harry. Jimmy dragged on way too long on his Grammy nomination. Tina was right when she said "Boy That Was A Long Joke". C

REPAIRMEN-Jimmy & Horatio reminded me of Lenny & Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. Amy looked like Courtney Thorne-Smith in that shirt. C

CHARLIE ROSE-I never seen Charlie Rose so I cant really say what I thought of it, but I can say it dragged. F

JOE DUDE-I liked this one. Tina Fey is a cute guy. Yes, I would date her. A

AVRIL LAVIGNE-"Complicated"-This was my favorite song so Im glad she sang it. Good beat too. A+

THE TERRYE FUNCK HOUR-I see this as a recurring sketch & I liked it. I just hope they polish it up. It was funny they used a dryer buzzer as their time out. C

STRIPPER POLE-I didn't like this sketch at all. I would have preferred Demarco Brothers. They were better than this. F

AFTER-SHOW THOUGHTS-This wasn't a bad show. Avril was an awesome MG & I hope they have her again in the future. Jeff Gordon wasn't bad. I give this show a C.