Gordon / Avril Lavigne
January 11, 2003
If you would like to be put on
the mailing list for my SNL Adventures/Newsletters please email
me at firstname.lastname@example.org
If you want to be in the mailbag email me at the above email
address with the subject line: Mailbag
TRIBUTE-I would like to pay tribute
to one of the singers of one of the best Disco groups around.
Maurice Gibb of The Bee Gees died at the age of 53 from complications
of surgery. He was the twin brother of Robin Gibb and younger
brother of Barry Gibb. He was also the brother of Andy Gibb who
died of a drug overdose at an early age. May you Rest In Peace
Maurice. You will not be forgotten.
PRE-SHOW THOUGHTS-I know who
Jeff Gordon is & I like Avril Lavigne. Should be a good show.
KIM JONG IL ADDRESS-I thought
this dragged on too long. I also don't like it when someone is
moving their mouth & another person is talking at the same
NASCAR MONOLOUGE-This was really good. I liked it probably
because Chris Parnell & Rachel Dratch were up near us. NO
we weren't on TV. We were too far over. A
JOE HETERO-I haven't seen Joe Millionaire yet &
I wont because its about a guy lying to get a woman. I didnt
care for this sketch. F
SAFARI PLANET-Tracy Morgan has a website at <>www.Tracy-Morgan.com
I didn't want to see Tracy making out with a snake. I thought
it was funny when he was talking about the sheep. C
DIANA ROSS:DUI-I loved this sketch. Maya does a good
Diana Ross. I didn't know Diana wore a wig. A
JOE CAUCASIAN-Tracy looked like he got his face smashed
in & dipped in chalk. F
CAREER DAY-I thought it was cute how the children
were excited about the fighter pilot instead of the carpet installer.
Hey, I would be too. C
STAR DATES-Jeff really did look like Gary Busey.
Im like Rachel when it comes to Gary Busey & Nick Nolte.
I get them confused too. However, I didn't think it was funny.
JOE NOT A RAPIST-If there was really a show like this
I would feel sorry for the women. I wouldn't want to join in
this one. YIKES. F
AVRIL LAVIGNE-"Im With You"-I thought this
was a pretty song. Im glad they finally got a MG I like. A
WU WITH FALLON/FEY-This was an OK WU. My favorite Joke:
Alison Eastwood, the daughter of Clint Eastwood is on the cover
of Playboy. She is Dirty Harry. Jimmy dragged on way too long
on his Grammy nomination. Tina was right when she said "Boy
That Was A Long Joke". C
REPAIRMEN-Jimmy & Horatio reminded me of Lenny
& Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. Amy looked like Courtney
Thorne-Smith in that shirt. C
CHARLIE ROSE-I never seen Charlie Rose so I cant
really say what I thought of it, but I can say it dragged.
JOE DUDE-I liked this one. Tina Fey is a cute guy. Yes,
I would date her. A
was my favorite song so Im glad she sang it. Good beat too.
THE TERRYE FUNCK HOUR-I see this
as a recurring sketch & I liked it. I just hope they polish
it up. It was funny they used a dryer buzzer as their time out.
STRIPPER POLE-I didn't like this sketch at all. I
would have preferred Demarco Brothers. They were better than
AFTER-SHOW THOUGHTS-This wasn't a bad show. Avril was an
awesome MG & I hope they have her again in the future. Jeff
Gordon wasn't bad. I give this show a C.