Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
October 12, 2002
PRE-SHOW THOUGHTS- I hope this
is a good show. I like Sarah Michelle Gellar & Faith Hill.
I hope there's a Wake-up Wakefield.
BUSH/CHENEY COLD OPEN- DING DING
DING. I think we finally found our Bush. I hope they keep Parnell
as Bush. I actually laughed in this cold opening. A
MONOLOGUE:VAMPIRES- I knew a
Buffy theme was coming. This reminded me of the time we used
to have a sketch called Goth Talk. Chris was right when he said
everybody wants to sink their teeth into Jimmy Fallon. B
SWIFFER SWEEPERS- commercial.
This was hilarious. A
SAFETY CLASS- This gave me a
few laughs but not wearing a condom will teach people a bad thing.
Its called sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy. For a
minute I thought Sarah looked like Tina. C
DENTIST- This was cut from last
week. I love this sketch. Good music. A
AIRLINE AD- commercial. All I
have to say is Chris looked really good in that uniform. Other
than that. Crash.D
CORONA #1- Yep that's Jimmy drinking.
Drunk too. Didn't like it. F
SADDAMS PLACE- Where was Fred.
He would fit right in unless they killed him already. F
CORONA #2- see corona #1. F
FAITH HILL "CRY"- Finally
they got a good MG. She's an awesome singer. A
WU WITH FALLON/FEY- I laughed
at Seths Dell computer guy. A few good jokes. Favorite Joke:
Here is a picture of Michael Jackson with Sigfried/Roy with some
animals. I guess the orgy is over now. C
MAKING THE VIDEO: CHRISTINA AGUILERA-
This was getting nowhere. It just makes me not like Christina
even more. F
BLADDER CONTROL- Not Funny. F
TRACY BACKSTAGE- I love it when
Lorne is in a sketch especially if Tracy is involved. I had a
feeling the Get Me A Pepsi Biotch was coming. I clapped when
he said that. A
FAITH HILL "FREE"-
I like this song. Has a good beat to it. I would dance to it.
MY LOVE- Where was this going?
CORONA #3- Same as #1 & #2
except I laughed when Jimmy knocked Fred out. D
AMERICA SPEAKS- Should I be pissed
off at Saddam. Who knows. Im waiting for them to get bin Laden.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR- I
don't know why but I loved this sketch. I wouldn't mind if Parnell
talked to me that way. YUM. A
AFTER-SHOW THOUGHTS- This show
wasn't as good as Matt Damon. Faith Hill is better than Bruce
Springsteen. I give this show an A
I do my grading different. You're probably wondering why I gave
this show an A when there is also Ds, Cs, & Fs. Heres how
I do it. I count how many As, Bs, and so on I have. Whatever
I have the most of that goes as the first grade. Hey we all have
our own way of doing things & this is my way.