Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
October 12, 2002
This is Amy's Episode Review.
These are my opinions, and if you do not agree with them, that's
fine. Just don't send me hate mail because I don't like Chris
Kattan. Kuh-peesh? =)
Sarah Michelle Gellar did a tremendous time hosting last time.
I'm energized to see what she slays up this time! We all know
that she married Freddie Prinze, Jr. over the summer. Surprise,
surprise! Even though I had a major crush on Freddie in like,
7th grade, a girl can get over him! I love Jimmy Fallon now!
Though I don't particularly care for Country music, I think Faith
Hill is a remarkable star. She has such an awesome voice and
a beautiful face to go along with it.
Cold Opening- Listen to this,
Wow! Looks like we have a new Georgie (who had some Botox, *LOL*)!
Chris Parnell is now our Bush! Of course, someone had to take
Will's place! Hopefully Chris will do as well as Will! He has
some BIG shoes to fill!
The Cops joke was funny.
Okay, looks like no one was promoted for this season. Seth Meyers
and Jeff Richards I thought did make an impression last year
as Featured Players, but I guess not a huge enough one to advance.
Dean Edwards perhaps now has another chance to show his stuff-
he had barely any air time last year! Will Forte & Frank
Armisen are our newbies this year!
Monologue- The Vampires Speak-Out:
You know what; I'm going to say this. I'm SO sick of Chris Kattan.
He is getting so exhausting to me. Chris, LEAVE! He made this
skit suck. But, THANKFULLY we had a save from Amy Poehler.
"But Daddy, I want to bite ze' Jimmy Fallon"
Yeah, you can add THIS Amy to that list too! Jimmy Fallon is
This was so adorableyet, so stupid.
The "Be Safe" Gang:
This was amusing. Poking a hole in a condom so "the bacteria
can vent" was the high point for me. The rest was sort of
dumb. You could already see the jokes coming.
Store Clerk Fantasizes About
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
Once again, I don't like Chris Kattan. Great idea, but adding
Chris Kattan to the sketch was a very bad choice.
Trans-America; Racial Profiling:
Uummokay? What was this?
The host is Senator John McCain with musical guest The White
I LOVE THE WHITE STRIPES! YESSSSS!
Corona Commercial #1Miles
Away From Sober
Humorous. Jimmy is so sizzling.
Sadame- Evil how?
Very funny. Horatio's entrance was the high point. Hey, don't
knock Tony Blair. I think he's awesome.
Corona Commercial #2Miles
Away From Sober
Alright? Jimmy gets getting drunker every time.
Faith Hill performs. She sounds outstanding LIVE!
I love Tina's hair!
The new & safer airplane seat was funny. "How about
adding them in 2 thousand-RIGHT NOW, BITCH?"
Seth Meyers did a breathtaking job as the multi-diagnosed "Dell
I really didn't understand the whole "Jewish Federation
of Greater Seattle" thing Tina was doing. It was funny though,
"Man, did anyone see that new Christina Aguilera video?
I think that thing gave my TV genital warts!" FUNNIEST THING
IN THE SHOW!
That Orgy joke w/ Sinfred & Roy w/ Michael Jackson and the
tigers was SO FUNNY!
Crispy Crème Cakes are now accompanied with size 26 wedding
dresses! Damn, man.
Score: A+ (As always)
Making the Video w/ Christina
Aguilera-"It's just not dirty/skanky enough."
Christina is SUCH a freakingw-h-o-r-e. I hate her! THANK YOU
FOR MAKING FUN OF HER ONCE AGAIN!
"Well, we all know that Christina ain't one to wear panties,
so I just used red spray paint on her poo-poo." FUNNY!
Notice that you piss your pants often while laughing? Just
watch the full 7 seasons on DVD of the HBO show, Arli$$
Tracy Morgan & Lorne try
to convince Faith & Sarah to wrestle
How tacky and sexist can you be? Why do these things always end
with Tracy saying: "Get me a soda, bitch!" to Lorne?
Couple Chat: A Night of Exploring
a Female's Body
"Mmm...Hmmmnow about those breasts"
"Yeah, I like those breasts."
"Girl, I already creamed my jeans when you said breasts"
This was kind of gross, but comical nonetheless.
Corona Commercial #3Miles
Okay? 3? As much as I love seeing Jimmy, you can stop playing
this commercial anytime now!
American People Have Spoken
(People blaming practically every problem in America on Sadame)
"Sadame, America's pissed off, maybe not at you, but you'll
Sexual Harassment Seminar
w/ "Merv the Perv"
I've never seen Chris Parnell play a character like this. You'd
think Tracy would be one to act as a sex-crazed bafoon. But Chris?
Yet again, Sarah Michelle Gellar has done a wonderful job hosting.
Even though she married my "ex-boyfriend", she is a
good actress, who can play at any nature.
Thank you for making jokes at the infamous Christina Ho-guilera!
A very strong mark made by Seth Meyers tonight, I believe that
he will soon be joining the higher ranks of "Cast Member"
Not much done by the rest of the featured players; perhaps later
The show went quite well tonight! I'm very impressed by everyone's
performance. A very different variety of skits, and the show
seemed a bit long to me.
Overall Score of Tonight: B-
Well, thank you for taking the
time to read my episode review! It has been a pleasure!
(Future Mrs. Fallonahem.)