Hello SNL-loving people. I'm Emily, and for the rest of forever,
I'm going to
complain about SNL to you guys here. Ok, not really complain, it is like the
best show ever after all, but still, you know? Yeah.
I guess I'll begin by giving a short autobiography of myself.
I'm 15 (my
bithday is Jan. 1, and gifts of money, are gladly accepted), and I live in
Bay St. Louis, MS, where I go to Bay High School. It is very boring here, and
if I had it my way, I'd be living in Boston or NYC now, but what can ya do?
Anyways, I share a house with my mom, my new step-father, my dog Smudge and
my cat Danger Kitty. I take dance, I sing, I act, I play piano and alto sax
and I write articles for <a
href="http://www.esportsmediagroup.com>esportsmediagroup.com</a>. I love
watching sports; baseball's my favorite sport and the Braves are my favorite
team. I also love music, doesn't matter what, but my very favorite is GUSTER!
I want to be a politician when it's time to grow up.
Ok, that's enough, on with the review.
Overview -- Yay for new episodes! About Reese.. I never got
around to seeing
Legally Blonde, but I really want to (anyone want to take me?). And I'm dying
to finally get around to seeing Election someday. As for Alicia Keys, I love
that song "Fallin'" and I was very excited to hear she'd be on the show.
Opening -- Very tasteful. Yes, Lorne, you can be funny...let's
season doesn't go sour like last year's did. A
Theme/Montage/whatever you want to call it -- Nice to see Rachel
finally a full-fledged cast member. Oh and Don, what was with skipping Tina
Monologue -- eh, the joke was kinda dumb. C, and that's being nice
Preparation H -- umm...ok... D
Wake Up Wakefield -- I want Maya's shirt (but I'd take the
big X off). ...
Whose butt was that on the window? Cuba's was nicer. lol ... Reese, get off
of Jimmy!! ... Ok Maya, that voice is getting annoying. ... I guess this is
one of those "So dumb it's funny" sketches. B-
Little Mermaid -- How do they get those wigs to look so natural?
Ok, you know
a sketch is dumb when I'm more interested in fake hair than the "comedy" that
was pretty much nonexistent here. F
Alicia Keys -- Wow, how awesome. I'd have liked it better without
but it was terrific nonetheless. A
Weekend Update -- Jimmy, what's with the hair?! ... Tina, I
know what you
mean about having brown hair and glasses. ... Yay, Darrell's Jesse Jackson!
Too bad Jerry Minor's not on the side as Al Sharpton. ... Told ya your hair's
like ugh, Jimmy. Get it like it used to be! ... Anyways, great jokes all
around. I'm so glad Colin's gone, the Fallon and Fey tandem are 435746813
times better than he ever was. A+
The Kulps -- Wow, this sketch is still around? ... Could do
stories and hot mikes, guys; just sing and do your thing. ... Ana, hon, don't
try so hard. ... HOLLAAAAAAA! (lololol May) ... um, let's see how nice I'll
Celebrity Jeopardy -- Oh hell yes! One of my favorite recurring
Gotta love the animosity between Connery & Trebek. ... Ok new guy, Chris
Tucker's voice isn't that irritatingly high. ... Ooh! I can answer that Final
Jeopardy! YES, I WANT A COOKIE!! ... What? Connery and Trebek getting along??
Couldn't be ... Nope, knew that couldn't be right. ... All in all, another
quality Celeb Jep sketch. A
Alicia Keys -- good song, but I was kinda hoping for "Fallin'" again lol. B
Nasty Baby -- Ugh. Gross. Retarded. Will, why do you let them
put you in dumb
sketches like this? You're funnier than that. BIG FAT F!
Donatella Versace for the Children -- Come on guys, this is
supposed to be a
comedy show. F
Overall -- Well, it was an alright show all together, and since
it is the
first episode, I'll be nice and give it a B-.
So SNL starts season #27 average. Let's hope they can improve
as the season
wears on, unlike my Braves. Boy, they are stressing me out. Anyways, hope
y'all enjoyed my first episode review. It was fun. If you guys just can't get
enough of me (right lol), you can email me or even visit my website!
Until next week... À bientôt, mes amis!
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