Go Sixers, Eagles, Flyers, and to the Phillies Offseason!
Overview - Well, we all know that Derek Jeter sucks and the
(yea you heard me. Bubba Sparxxx also sucks. As for Shakira, I bet she's
some kind of pop stuff, so I'll give her a big thumbs down approach. As for
athlete hosted shows... The Rock's show as excellent two years back...but
then again you can't classify wrestling a sport... Projected: C+
Opening - Very good, but Ferrell and Hammond always get the
What's the deal? But, they forgot this clever one I made...If you are on
the Yankees, you must suck. B+
Monologe - Whoa, Jeter can hit? Not bad though. B
Commercial - Yea, it's the second time they've aired it, but
it's still off
da hook. 'fo sheazy.
Good line: Kattan "Aww...I'm about to get my H on..." A
The Inglesias Brothers - Now, for the Jeter acting... He was
hilariously, not bad acting. Fallon/Kattan/Poehler were good. B
Yankees Wives - Good Line "No one wants to sleep with
Chuck Knoblauch" Very
funny...but see what happens when you play for the Yankees (i.e.
The Massuese - Chris Kattan really wants to dispell all the
rumors that he
is gay... B
Commercial - Reminded me a bit of the old Wade Blasinger commercial
last year, good, but it doesn't come close to the Preperation H commercial.
Derek Jeter's Taco Hole - WTF? not bad, but were they that
desperate to do
The Show Thingy - Funny overall and how they beat up on the
kids at the
end. Amy Poehler is good as a little girl, but really she's a good actress.
Shakira performs uhhhh...i guess it's called "Ass Shake"
- Even her looks
and ass don't save this grade of a D.
Weekend Update - WU has been very good this year, at the beginning
year it just plain sucked but got better as last year went on. I'm not
missing Colin Quinn now as I was this time last year. I liked the
Counter-Point thing, I'm really like Seth Meyers. A
Pep Talk by Osama - Ferrell had a solid impression, though
accent slipped. B
The Perm - haha, i couldn't picture Derek with a perm, and
never want to,
it was funny, but got old as the sketch kinda dragged on. B
Bubba Sparxxx performing "YOU SUCK" - haha that's
not what it's really
called, but it still sucked. the musical guests have been lame this year,
and I find it funny that Sparxxx had to rip off another song...and he STILL
sucked. D-...no wait, I'm being too generous...F
Sorry, missed the rest.....
Overall - OK sketches, horrible musical guests, but it looks
like next week
might be able to pull a good show off.... until then....GO PHILLY SPORTS
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