Charlie Sheen / Nelly Furtado
January 13, 2001


From New York, Where the New Year's confetti is still
absorbing all that urine, It's JK's SNL. Brought to
you by Friday night television: 750,000 americans a
week can't be wrong. (and that's just the cable
viewers alone.)

So much has happened since Christma-Hanu-kwanza, like
a whole lot of old people eating dirt. (dead actors)
There's the Giants and how they are going to kick some
viking a**... Oh, wait. I shouldn't jinx it.

And above all, Charlie Sheen finally picked out a
musical guest. But wouln't you know it, it's a person
who we don't know. Kinda like what's her name when
Bill Murray hosted a few years ago. And if SNL's
History taught us anything, it's that a Big name and
an unknown is spelled A-T-O-M-B-O-M-B...
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V/P Elect Cheney: (1 week and counting folks)

The Good: He Speeded up since Presidential bash 2000.
Heart monitor

The Bad: You Guessed it, Dubya

The Rating: C-
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Monolouge: (Death to all audience monolouges!!!)

The Good: The Drug stuff
The Dubya Comparison

The Bad: Fat Hooker

It's an audience monolouge, what are you
kidding me?

The Rating: (Marginal) B
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Iron Chef: (I AM IRON CHEF!!!)

The Good: Godzilla-like voice dubs
Eel Farts
"Suck that speed racer"

The Bad: Emeril
"Blue jeans on fire"

The Rating: C+
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Eric Dickerson Show: (Yo, My man, wuzup!)

The Good: You could understand 56% more words than
last time.
JIMMY!

The Bad: "Douche Fouts"
The Major League guy

The Rating: C+
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Kulps: (It's called a movie, don't make one)

The good: (Cue crickets chirp)

The Bad: (cue Loud noises)

The Rating: F
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Update: (The Tiki Barber-Giants player-of the show)

The Good: Jimmy and Tina of course
Charlie

The Bad: Kattan
Maya

The Rating: B- (the streak of successful updates has
stopped at 8 shows in a row)
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Musical Guest:(Which I know nothing about)

The Good:----------

The Bad:-----------

The rating:--------
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Patsy March: (This kid needs a serious beating)

The Good: (cue tumbleweed)

The Bad: Do I really have to say it?

The Rating: F
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37 year old baby:(Didn't I see him on the show with
Helen hunt?)

The Good: Oy Vey!

The Bad: Everything and the Placenta too(Baby Goo)

the rating: F
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T.G.I. Freakboy: (The TGI stands for "The Great
incompetent")

The Good: (amazingly) Mr. Friday, and how he acted
like Homer simpson once

The Bad: KATTAN

The Rating: C-
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The Pervert: (Stay off camera, okay Mckay!)

The Good: Mckay's films are never good

The Bad: Everything and the "Cream of wheat" guy too

The rating: F
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Charlie and Fleisy: (I sense two legends spinning
around in their graves right now.)

The Good: Somewhat meager attempt at "Who's on first"

The Bad: PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT "WHOS ON FIRST"

The Rating: F
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Overall: THANK GOD IT'S OVER!, one more sketch and I
would have converted over to MAD TV. (god forbid) In
the words of the late great Mr. Mike, "The show sucked
rubber donkey lungs."

Or as the comic book guy on The Simpsons always says,
"Worst episode ever."

Or as "Dennis Miller" Might say, "I haven't seen a
show this bad since Christina Agulera tried to sing in
dutch for a crowd of germans."

In other words IT SUCKED! But, there is such a thing
as pennance for your sins, and I'll give you a 2 for 1
discount. Just in case next weeks show with Mena
Suvari and Lenny Kravitz suffers the same fate.

I'm JK, see ya next time, buh-bye!

GET WELL SOON RONNIE(Reagan)


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