Charlie Sheen / Nelly Furtado
January 13, 2001


Yo! It's Jeremy in da' house! Happy New Year. I hope you had a good holiday. Well, it's the second half of the season for SNL. I'm going to be adding a new feature to my reviews. "Reelin' In". It's sort of like Hollywood Minute. Only difference is it has a different name so (To quote Will as Henry Hyde) Suck on that!

NBC canceled the low rated "The Michael Richards Show" a few weeks ago. It just couldn't compete with the zest of "Welcome to New York" and "Tucker".

Survivor: The Outback Edition comes on after the Super Bowl. Giving hygene troubled couch potatos another reason not to get off the couch and ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!

O Brother, Where Art Thou opened a few weeks ago. Ironically, these were the same words that Joel Cohen said about the audience.

Kim Basinger has just divorced Alec Baldwin. Gentlemen, start your engines! Wait a minute, she made I Dream of Africa! Gentlemen, stop your engines.

The Golden Globe nominations were announced! I don't even have to tell you that 60% of the films nominated are arty films nobody gives a flying f*ck about.

On to the review!

COLD OPENING (DICK CHENEY AND GEORGE W. BUSH): This is probably the funniest sketch ever that has been written about the Bush presidency on SNL. This tops ALL of the debate sketches!! "Underwear. Fart." "My cabinet and I have decided to name him Awesome Dude."
**** out of ****

MONOLOGUE: This was funny and the Bush comparison was eerie yet funny. And the reason why the fat lady always has questions is because she's a writer on the show. She even said that.
***1/2 out of ****

IRON CHEF: This was just stupid. The real Iron Chef show is funnier than this. And the Shark Heads were gross.
zero stars out of ****

FOOTBALL WITH ERIC DICKERSON: I didn't really watch this. Because I was too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
n/a

FOX SHOWS: HERPES ISLAND, TEMPTATION TRAILER, AND THE CANNIBAL: Strange thing but the Temptation Trailer could actually be a real show. THis was freakin' hilarious! It really made up for Iron Chef. "10 weeks is a LOONG time." I got an idea for a reality show: 14 straight college guys are locked in a strip club. The twist? One of the strippers is a man!
***1/2 out of ****

CULPS: The funniest part was the Limp Bisquick part. The Culps are probably one of the funniest sketches on the show. Unfortunately, if they turn into a movie, the humor would be lost. They work better in small sketches.
*** out of ****

WEEKEND UPDATE: This was funny. The part about Jimmy going to the Presidential Ending thingy was funny and so was Kathrine Harris. But Marta Mercado was just stupid.
*** out of ****

NELLY FURTADO: Good voice. I forgot the song though so I can't review.
n/a

AUDITION: Yay! Molly's boobies! j/k THis was sooooo funny! The sketch should have kept going because Will was SOOO funny. "Do you want to see him...OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THESE!"
***1/2 out of ****

DELIVERY: It's always funny when Will plays a character like this. This reminded me of Terrence Maddox. Kind of gross though. Will really needs to work out. That flap of skin on his stomach is really annoying.
*** out of ****

TGI FRIDAY'S: This sketch was a lot like Kids in the Hall. The rude waiter sketch got a twist from Kattan and Will as TGI Friday was the funniest part of the show. "Brrrrrrrrrrownie Caeser Salads for everyone!"
**** out of ****

THE PERVERT: The point?
* out of ****

CLASSIC VANDEVILLE WITH CHARLIE AND FLEISY
The saddest thing ever was after seeing this, I had "Who Gives Oral" stuck in my head for about an hour. THis was dumb! ANd Charlie's accent made it worse.
* out of ****


Episode Review written by Jeremy


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