I'm really exhausted. I've only been focused on one aspect
of entertainment
lately. This is not the best week for me to review a show, but
I don't feel
like NOT writing anything, if that makes any sense. From what
I can see,
this was a pretty good show. I was expecting it to be typical,
but then I
realized that if someone has come back to host 9 times, they're
obviously
into the show. But yeah, I've just been either ridiculously happy
or
ridiculously unhappy lately. It's simultaneously been the best
and worst
spring ever. I do have 3 words that people who read me or have
any idea who
I am will completely understand right away: I MET HIM!
And damn it was good. No one can believe how perfectly it,
and the pic,
turned out.
All right, whatever, here I go, completely straying from format once again:
IS THIS SKIT A PREREQ NOW?
Ok, I did not laugh once during this skit, except when Bush said
"Don't mess
with Texas." I know it's predictable, but oh well. I missed
the beginning,
too. Perhaps it didn't help that I know nearly nothing about
what's
presently going on in the world. Time for a crash course again.
I'm sick
of seeing anything to do with Bush. It's not like his pic isn't
shown
enough in reality already.
SCORE: 1.5/5
MONOLOGUE
Nope, sorry. Missed the whole thing.
SCORE: N/A
STOCKBROKERS
Very, very funny. The ending was the best part. Is this a commercial
or
skit?
SCORE: 4
DELICIOUS DISH
At first I was upset b/c I don't think they should revive buried
characters
with new sidekicks. Then it hit me: Schwetty. Of course. Rachel's
character looked just like her lov-ah character. I missed 2 minutes
of
this, but came back in time to see Ana flub her line. Hot dogs
are evil.
SCORE: 4
I don't like Renee Zellweger, although I did guess her as a
host. Eve?
Whatever.
PRISONER THING
Missed it all, except for the joke about slanted vaginas. Freakin
lovely.
SCORE: N/A
INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO
Ok, yeah. This definitely cracked me up. I'd only heard of Charles
Nelson
Reilly, but Alec was cracking me up. It's just a give in that
Will is a
trip in this. LOVED the Gandhi joke.
SCORE: 5
WEEKEND UPDATE
I love the I Have an Opinion music. I always end up saying that.
I enjoy
David Spade, but am not a fan of Kid Rock. I liked his two songsthat's
it.
It was still pretty funny nonetheless. Mullets are scary.
Tina is my
hero. Only she could successfully pull off asides about Playboy
models
pubes. Nice to know my picture of her has made a good deal of
reviewershappy
SCORE: 4
COLDPLAY
Eh. That's nice.
SCORE: N/A
BROADWAY GOULET
Yeah, this was funny from what I saw. The ending with Ana as
his daughter
was quite disturbing though. Blatant incest is not funny. Incest
like in
the Charlie Sheen Fox commercial spoofsnow that was funny.
SCORE: 3
POLITICAL THING:
If Kattan can't hold my interest well, that's not a good thing.
SCORE: N/A
BRANDY PICTURES:
I enjoyed this actually. One of those, so stupid you can't help
but laugh
things.
SCORE: 3.5
COLDPLAY
lalalala
SCORE: N/A
OVERALL SCORE: (minus 3 skits) 25/35
Ok, I really need to be in a better mood to watch this show
again. I didn't
even tape it, and that's bad. I enjoy Julia Stiles and Alec Baldwin,
I just
wasn't in the right frame of mind to review the show. Hopefully
I'll be in
a better mood next week for Renee, although I will probably be
in NY at the
time, woohoo. I wanna see Bridget Jones' Diary, but the fact
that they're
saying she gained *so* much weight and is *fat* at 140 lbs now
that just
pisses me off. Anyhoo yeah. Ok. Bye.
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