An SNL Digital Short: Dunces

[Friendlerson]

I know my latest sketches have been waning in quality lately, so I worked extra hard on this. I waited 2 weeks to post this, because I've been revising it over and over again. I hope you like it.

Andy is in the kitchen with a dunce cap. Bill is sitting with him with a dunce cap.

Andy: What's that on your head?

Bill: It's a dunce cap. You have one too.

Andy: No way!

(Bill's eyes pop out of his head.)

Bill: I'm amazed too.

Andy: Dude. Your eyes just popped out. I can't believe it!!!! BEEEELIEEEVEEE!!!

(Andy's neck elongates.)

Bill: Did your neck elongate? Did your freaking neck just elongate? No freaking WAAAAAY!!!

(Bill's fingers fall off.)

Andy: That's hilarious. Shake my hand. Oh no, you can't!!! WHOAAA!

(Andy's chest gets bigger. He grows boobs.)

Bill: That's not funny.

(There is a long pause.)

Andy: Hey. Nothing of yours popped out.

Bill: Uh..yeah. I gotta go.

(Bill leaves with a book over his pants.)

[UnfrozeCavemanLawyer]

I've worked very very hard on this review of your comedy piece, holing myself up in my attic for several months eating only Corn Flakes, revising and editing.
Then I gave my people the task of proofreading and then more revision, at which point my dog ate it (I forgot to feed him while I was in the attic).
What was the question?